We Ain’t Payin’ for Sh*t? Or Are We?

The dung or droppings will be harvested, smashed, dried and sterilized at 572 degrees Fahrenheit, died with coloring and then sculpted into pandas in Olympic sports type poses and sold.

Later this year you might have a chance to purchase some rare pieces of art. The Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base in southwestern province of China will begin creating odor free souvenirs made of Panda droppings-sh*t.

That’s right, the assistant to the director of the base, Jing Shimm, told the Xinhau News Agency, “we use to spend at least 6,000 yuan ($700) a month to get rid of the droppings but now they can be lucrative,” reported the Associated Press.

The dung or droppings will be harvested, smashed, dried and sterilized at 572 degrees Fahrenheit, died with coloring and then sculpted into pandas in Olympic sports type poses and sold. The most expensive sculptures will have a surprise inside-a panda hair.

The AP reports the idea came after a trip to Thialand by base officials where some paper is made from elephand dung.

Kahlil