We all know that Craigslist can be a resource to sell and/or find just about anything, one Craigslist poster posted an ad under the Memphis classifieds for a “woman looking for a man (w4m).”
The bizarre ad title was “You farted in Kroger.”
The apparent Bartlett woman is seeking a tall, pale and handsome man who apparently farted in the bread section of Kroger.
The woman says, “Was that you?” You quickly replied, “No… Wasn’t me!,” adding “As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loaves of Ciabatta bread.”
Though the woman may have been ‘blown away’ by the stench of the mystery man, it seems she was also blown away by how gorgeous and handsome the man was that she remembered from his fart in Kroger; so much, that she decided to post an ad to seek out her stenchy man.
As with many classified ads, there is no way to tell whether this is ad is real or fake, but if it is true, we hope this Bartlett woman find romance with her stenchy mystery man.
It smells like ‘love is in the air’.